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 <title>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-12 23:51:19 UTC</title>
 <author_name>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/148&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Karkat Vantas&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;carcino&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The fun thing is, if she bites you, you become a ghoul. If she bites me, I become a vampire. The only way for her to avoid that would be sleeping with me first. I win both ways.</html>
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