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 <title>doates (doates)'s status on Monday, 19-Mar-12 23:43:44 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/6872&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Haha, you just lost the game&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;zimzap&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Alright prepare yourself. This happened right after lunch. I had way too much fruit punch and my stomach was about to burst. I was in my social studies class when I soon learned that I needed to get up fast and get to a trash can. Well, I did get to the trash can, but it for some reason had a force field. Note: I sat near the teachers desk. The trash can was next to it. Guess what happened next?</html>
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