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 <title>Madyson Bickel (madykatt)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-12 02:56:59 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Madyson Bickel (madykatt)</author_name>
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 <html>I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS!! IT WAS AWESOME /)^3^(\

Boss's wife gets dropped of at our work, bc their second car is broke. After a bit, she walks over to the car we are working on and speaks with a cutesy voice.

boss's wife: &amp;lt;cutesy voice&amp;gt; can i go look at books?
boss: you mean across the street?
wife: &amp;lt;cutesy voice&amp;gt; yes.
boss: sure, go ahead
wife: &amp;lt;cutesy voice&amp;gt; can i has money to look at books?
boss: you asked if you can look at books, not buy them
wife: &amp;lt;cutesy voice&amp;gt; can i has money to buy books?
boss: what books you wanna buy?
wife: &amp;lt;cutesy voice&amp;gt; porn


I quite literally was rolling on the floor laughing XD</html>
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