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 <title>philosodash's status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 03:05:04 UTC</title>
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 <html>I laugh at you all, for none of you have tasted the epitome of breakfast excellence which is Corned Beef Hash, or as I call it, Dog Food. I REFUSE to listen to your justifications for bacon being excellent (however true) when knowing full well you have all never had the heavenly substance! I mean, what man can say he has lived without trying Corned Beef Hash on Fried Egg Yolk-saturated Toast! NO ONE! THAT IS WHOM.</html>
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