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 <title>Omni (omni)'s status on Sunday, 20-May-12 17:56:28 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Omni (omni)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/7517&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Sindre&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;derpyshy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1380&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Sam Armstrong&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;greydragon412&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Learn to code in C++. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. (Sorry, couldn't resist: &lt;a href=&quot;http://is.gd/eAspsl&quot; title=&quot;http://theoatmeal.com/blog/fix_computer&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;http://is.gd/eAspsl&lt;/a&gt;)</html>
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