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 <title>Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 21:54:32 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Bit Shift (bitshift)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/76&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;thelastgherkin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; THE ONLY LIQUID IN THE FOREST IS THE JACK. And then that girl would come from a planet which is exactly like Earth, only all the rivers/seas/etc. are full of Jack Daniels instead of water. #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/foolproof&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;foolproof&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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