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 <title>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-12 19:23:55 UTC</title>
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 <html>Fret not, my inseparable wife. For my most unusual diversion is out of best interest for my well-being even if it is in exchange for sleep deprivation. I am submitting my best efforts into whisking together, with mesmerizing and repetitive anti-clockwise strokes, a combination of domestic cattle milk, sugar, chocolate flavouring, and various coagulating starches for my bed-ridden niece and mistress Angelica, who will irrefutably maim or perhaps even castrate me should I not attend to her divine will.</html>
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