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 <title>I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-12 21:27:26 UTC</title>
 <author_name>I am an idiot (egg)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/9384&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Ditzy &amp;quot;Derpy&amp;quot; Hooves Esquire&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;mrconventrix&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Same thing years ago. Brings home a ugly dog. appleses on floor for half my life. Becomes obese and smelly. It pooped on everything I owned. It ate my pokemon emerald (dont ask). Brings bloody tampons home from who knows where. Sheds everywhere. I hate that thing and it wont die.</html>
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