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 <title>Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 24-Aug-12 14:03:35 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Bit Shift (bitshift)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/bitshift</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1844882</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/76&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Dr. Acula&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;thelastgherkin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Cheesestrings are tasty enough - for processed cheese, anyway - but they seem to have an unholy power to give me the sh**s if I dare to eat more than one in a day. No other cheese does anything like that to me, so I'm rather worried as to what actually goes into those things. :/</html>
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