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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 16:39:59 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2706&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Rodolfo Andrade Breves&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;mushi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Going on a date is like looking for a job.  It takes ages to find a good opportunity, you have to ask around everywhere you can, and after a while you give up hope entirely until the perfect match springs up.  After a month, you realise you were better off without one.</html>
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