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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 14-Sep-12 14:59:16 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>A string walks into the bar and asks for a drink.  The barman says, &amp;quot;Sorry, we're discriminative against strings for some reason.  I won't serve you.&amp;quot;  So the string goes outside and ties himself into a not and takes off his aglets so his ends fray, and he goes back into the bar and asks for another drink.  The barman says, &amp;quot;Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?&amp;quot;  And the string says, &amp;quot;No, I'm a frayed knot.&amp;quot;</html>
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