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 <title>Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-12 20:24:00 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Bit Shift (bitshift)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/bitshift</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1941564</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/14758&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;EPICNESS THE PONY&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;citrusbit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Well, it's pretty simple then. Just tell whoever's asking &amp;quot;sorry, I'm straight, and my sexuality's not something I can change&amp;quot;. (Or other words to that effect.)</html>
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