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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-12 10:01:26 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>The Jobcentre has sent me three letters this morning, like a clingy ex-boyfriend.  One of them says &amp;quot;We can't pay you any money for not having a job because you have a job&amp;quot;.  Honey, you need some better excuses to write me.</html>
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