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 <title>Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-12 13:11:40 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Bit Shift (bitshift)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Cerulean Spark&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;ceruleanspark&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; It annoys me that I can think of so many reasons this will end badly, because I'm actually pretty damn fond of my patron troll, but she's the only one in the current scene with no plot-guaranteed immortality.</html>
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