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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-12 22:06:39 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>Unbelievable! Fired for sleeping on the job. What's next? You can't breathe on the job either? What do they think I am, a robot? Do I look like a robot?
Am I made of metal? Do I make robot noises
and blink my robot lights? Do I eat nuts and bolts
for breakfast? No. I eat a breakfast burrito
every day. Name one robot that eats a breakfast burrito every day. You can't!
And do you know why you can't? BECAUSE ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS.
Now, can someone pleeeaaaase tell me
what I was talking about?</html>
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