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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-12 09:51:55 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4200&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Joe&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;purplephish20&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; UNDERPANTS.
THE ONLY THING HE HAS TAUGHT ME. IS HOW TO RECEIVE HUNDREDS OF BULLETS THROUGH THE TORSO. IN THE LEAST DIGNIFIED MANNER POSSIBLE.
AND ALSO. A CRASH COURSE IN DYING A PAINFUL DEATH. HOPEFULLY.</html>
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