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 <title>Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-12 20:50:20 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/76&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Lord Imperious Delirious&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;thelastgherkin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 1. The only elf I ever liked was the one who stood still while I swung my axe at him 2. My dwarven father taught me two things on his deathbed: be wary of gold that glitters in the dark, and never trust the word of an elf. 3. Q: when is the only time a dragon has a butthole? A: when an elf is riding it. (These are dwarf insults for elves in the warhammer world; not intended for the humble and industrious house-elves of harry's world.)</html>
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