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 <title>Hi (rainbowjayce)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-12 09:28:51 UTC</title>
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 <html>Me: “Okay, so since you’re wild and crazy, and your favorite pony is Fluttershy, your pony name will be… umm… Nuttershy!”

(They laugh uproariously at this.)

Older cousin: “My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash! Can my pony name be Sonic Rainboom?”

Me: “Okay! Nice! Now only I need a pony name, hmmm…”

Younger cousin: “Your favorite pony is Pinkie Pie, and you have like a million cats, so your name will be bananasy Pie!”

Me: “Uh…”

Cousins: “Come on, applesy Pie! Let’s go write a letter to Princess Celestia and let her know we’ve all made new friends today!”</html>
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