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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-13 15:16:52 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Scribus (scribus)</author_name>
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 <html>I had a dream (I start so many posts like this) that I fell off of a waterslide ride at Disneyland and into the big lake beneath it. There were lifeguards in the water and they weren't mad at me, so it seemed like it was just a thing that sometimes happened. Then I was sharing a room with @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/10686&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Flare Dancer (Jenna)&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;flaredancer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; (which was much like just adding a bed to my current room so it's even more crowded) and I accidentally broke an egg on the top of a shelving unit and the egg dripped down over everything. I went to wash my hands so I could clean up and when I got back the dirtied furniture was gone and my mom was lecturing me on buying crappy furniture. I was all, &amp;quot;But I'm broke!&amp;quot; and she replied that I could at least buy the nice red IKEA furniture instead of the ugly woodgrain stuff. O_o Whatever you're trying to tell me, subconscious, just stop. Please.</html>
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