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 <title>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-13 06:19:23 UTC</title>
 <author_name>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/26865&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;suclearnub&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;suclearnub&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; That's the kind of thing I would do for a laugh were I a jerk. Right now I just want to cleave something in half. Fictional violence does nothing to vent real anger, since the only thing you feel when causing it is the clicks of the mouse.</html>
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