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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 17:05:40 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Scribus (scribus)</author_name>
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 <html>A wife texted her husband on a cold winter morning: &amp;quot;Windows frozen,
won't open.&amp;quot; 

The husband texted back: &amp;quot;Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.&amp;quot; 

Five minutes later the wife texted back: &amp;quot;Computer really messed
up now!&amp;quot;</html>
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