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 <title>That wierd guy next door (maverick)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 03:22:25 UTC</title>
 <author_name>That wierd guy next door (maverick)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4320&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Katze Kattepus&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;nerthos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile) 
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love 

If I had a 1,000,000 
I'd build a treefort in our yard 
If I had a 1,000,000 
You could help it wouldn't be that hard 
If I had a 1,000,000 
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there 
Wouldn't that be fabulous! 

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) 
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love 

If I had a 1,000,000 
We wouldn't have to walk to the store</html>
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