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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-13 02:12:05 UTC</title>
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 <html>Rodolfo admired from afar as Twilight Sparkle entered the marketplace with two of her friends. Or, rather, her two friends happened to be there; she was too busy burying her muzzle into a book. It was actually kind of cute. When suddenly, Ozzy Osbourne and Scooby Doo drove Optimus Prime into the marketplace. He Man, G.I. Joe, and Matt jumped out of the back. &amp;quot;COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!&amp;quot; He Man shouted. Suddenly the bugs from Wreck-It Ralph came out of nowhere and started killing ponies. It was awesome. But then the sun from Teletubbies came and burned up the bugs. &amp;quot;Another day saved,&amp;quot; said the red Power Ranger.</html>
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