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 <title>rotation's status on Wednesday, 15-May-13 09:34:56 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/60&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Scribus Caballus&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;scribus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Imagine Star Trek, but without all the good bits and the unique aspects.&#13;
That's Star Trek 2009.&#13;
Now, take away the excuse that it's the opening to the franchise. Add a bit more genericness to the plot and put more horrible visual effects in. That's Star Trek 2013.</html>
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