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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-13 01:23:35 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Scribus (scribus)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4526&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Alex&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;mastertdi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Whoa. What if we converted to a relative age model? Like, the universe was always 100% old, and people were, like, .00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% and that would actually be really awful, nevermind.</html>
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