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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-13 18:37:00 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4526&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Alex&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;mastertdi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Whoa man. I'm a paranormal being who goes into chatrooms, finds a victim, waits until they're asleep, hangs over their bed, stares, and breaks their lower jaw off, not &lt;i&gt;gay&lt;/i&gt;.</html>
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