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 <title>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-13 23:59:33 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)</author_name>
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 <html>&amp;quot;For the intents and purposes of this question, you are a pony living in Equestria. One day you get an invitation to a beach-party and decide to go. Upon arrival the pony you have a silent crush on waves in your general direction, you walk over to him/her, he/she wants you to put apply sunscreen to his/her back, what do ?&amp;quot; ( old poll from a website I just came across ) ... Am I the only sensible person thinking &amp;quot;Why to ponies need sunscreen ?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;If we were both humans instead would I do it ? Yes ! Why would being a pony make any difference ?&amp;quot; also I would probably do it and comment on her nice skin, and possibly her tense muscles, asking if I should massage her back and shoulders while I am busy, possibly talk about how I learned how to massage. But it appears I am neigh the only same person in this whole thing &amp;gt;_&amp;lt; ... There are even people pointing out that ponies do not wear swimming suits and they would probably get visually sexually arroused... Am I the only sane person here ?!?</html>
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