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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 15:58:11 UTC</title>
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 <html>&amp;quot;A handy guide to determining whether or not your buddies have been subjected to some manner of mind control that makes them obey any order: 

Step 1 - Tell them to cluck like chickens. 

Step 2a - If they do, freak out. 

Step 2b - If they don't, dance the victory chicken dance.&amp;quot;</html>
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