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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 18:53:18 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/60&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Scribus Caballus&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;scribus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I was talking about this the other day.  We decided that if spontaneous human combustion was a risk, it would probably set on fire on the inside first, and that stopping, dropping and/or rolling probably wouldn't help get rid of said interior fire.</html>
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