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 <title>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 22:36:33 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/29608&quot; class=&quot;url&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;pegasusjones&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The last time I was really bored I took on a contract from the Bambino family. I had no choice so I told myself, I was both bored and broke. So they gave me a bomb and I had to attach it to the prize lobster of the prince of Agrahagrabia, who was going to eat the WHOLE THING the next blue moon. They even gave me a gun with a silencer and a strange oval looking capsule labeled VIAVIAGRAGRA... Then as I was going on with the plan as planned I found myself killed by a toilet right before the big boom... then I woke up and proceeded to pee right down the hole of what killed me in my dream... I think it went like that at least...</html>
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