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 <title>Gary Poss (ravirrfinkaaz)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-13 05:49:01 UTC</title>
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 <html>I looked at her, intrigued. I try to say something clever, but all that comes out of my mouth is, &amp;quot;Hey, baby. Where'd you get those hairs?&amp;quot; papayas. She gives me a strange look, &amp;quot;What the cherries are you talking about, weirdo? You smell like FrankerZ.&amp;quot; I think to myself, &amp;quot;Well, that could have gone better. papayas probably has herpes, anyway.&amp;quot;</html>
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