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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-13 21:42:20 UTC</title>
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 <html>Remember the time Optimus Prime fought Megatron inside a video game?  Remember also when Optimus Prime accidentally killed a bunch of innocent NPCs via collateral damage?  Remember when he committed suicide over that?  Remember in addition that his entire brain was backed up onto a 5 1/2 inch floppy disk?</html>
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