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 <title>Opal (opal)'s status on Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:31:37 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Opal (opal)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/opal</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/297376</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2324&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Matthew Lynch&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;captlynch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; *Opal fires at you, causing a chain of unfortunate events (unfortunate for you, at least). A bear trap, which was buried in the ground, snaps, grabbing your ankles in a ferociously strong toothy grip. Eighteen mousetraps hidden around you set off, each pinching you in various places, one of which happens to be your nose. Thirty-eight flytraps whirl thought the air, getting caught in your hair and across your face. AND THEN - A TOASTER FIRES TWO PIECES OF TOAST IN THE AIR. And then Opal ate them.*</html>
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