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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-13 00:25:47 UTC</title>
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 <html>I was actually born before my parents were married. I think that's something that would eat at most people, but I'm fine with it. They didn't marry until I was nearly two, so I know for a fact they didn't get married just because I came along. Flash forward 14 years and here we are. They're still happily married with two kids, a dog, and a cat in the suburbs of Northern Virginia.</html>
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