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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-13 19:19:40 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/30026&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Holy Houdini&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;holyhoudini&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet-first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.</html>
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