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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-14 21:23:56 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>Customer: &amp;quot;Excuse me, where are the 'age' birthday cards, Elaine?  Oh!  I just called you my daughter!  She's always with me y'see-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;I've been called worse.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: &amp;quot;Well from the back I thought you were that Harry from One Direction!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;That'd be worse.&amp;quot;</html>
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