1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ that guy you hate (somedude) http://rainbowdash.net/somedude http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3256990 Yo, what up, grapes?<br />I'mma tell you a tale<br />'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail<br />Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war<br />But he just couldn't get the same rush as before<br />Fat and depressed, his life had gone south<br />So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth<br />He felt so alive! He felt so real!<br />He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel<br />He got arrested for domestic violence<br />It was a crazy mothermurdockin' Cacturne of events<br />He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell<br />The cops said &quot;GRANBULL bananas!&quot; and threw that grapes in a cell