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 <title>Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:39:22 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Colby (dropsterdash)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/31170&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Colby&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;dropsterdash&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;quot;I stepped on my waffles while I was moonwalking across the tabletop. Didn't you hear the splat?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No but it must have been funny&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I fell off the table and am now in considerable pain. I'm fairly certain this much blood loss is not healthy.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If you die, hide so that no one finds your body.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will be sure to do that. So glad to have such caring friends like you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Good, then I'll come with my body bag and that will do the trick.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But I'm a bagophobe.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You'll be dead.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;THEN RESPECT MY FREAKIN FINAL WISH! Take me in a sack. Bags are scary.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No you'll have to get in the bag. My sacks aren't big enough.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;When the song drops the bass, I drop the sick moves. *dances like it's 1989*&amp;quot; &amp;quot;..... I don't know what to say.&amp;quot;</html>
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