Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-14 10:37:31 UTC

1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-14 10:37:31 UTC Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker) http://rainbowdash.net/critialcloudkicker http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3510682 >running from guards >gnome bard knows he can't outrun human guards >ducks into nook and hides >DM: "Make a Hide check." >gnome: "I'd rather disguise myself as a lamp." >DM: "Heh. Fine, roll it." >gnome rolls a 2 on his d20, plus about another 9 or 10 from his skill bonus >gnome: "I start to say "I'm a lamp" to assist my disguise." >DM: "Oh, ffs. fine. Roll Bluff." >gnome gets a solid 12 to 15 total. not bad for level 3 >guards come past >DM rolls their Spot & Sense Motive >DM laughs: mangoesing dammit. perfect. >Guard 1: "Hey what's that over in that nook? >Guard 2: "I don't know. I think it's a lamp." >Guard 3: "Yeah, it's a lamp." >Guard 1: "Oh, okay." >all of us: "...seriously?" >DM: "They all got Nat 1's, dudes. On both rolls."