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 <title>Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 03-Aug-14 20:52:37 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Rarity (rarity)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/33222&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Austin Toolooze&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mlpaustin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the&lt;br /&gt;way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing &lt;br /&gt;aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is&lt;br /&gt;why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim &lt;br /&gt;with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)&lt;br /&gt;It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic &lt;br /&gt;manners of behavior such as we possess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals&lt;br /&gt;of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please &lt;br /&gt;comment freely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doom!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare &lt;br /&gt;thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours,</html>
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