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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 00:46:16 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2706&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Boring Rainbow Horse Site Jesus&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mushi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Florida is lower than Missouri. People in Missouri look at Florida and go &amp;quot;Yo, officer, stop shooting me for a sec, isn't Florida that state where the dude &lt;i&gt;literally started eating his friend's face because he was so high&lt;/i&gt;?&amp;quot; And then the cop thinks about it. THAT'S why the Ferguson riots ended. Because they all agreed that Florida was terrible.</html>
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