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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 12:17:42 UTC</title>
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 <html>She basically insists she suck the protagonists dick and he's like &amp;quot;noooooo ur a virgin&amp;quot; and she's like &amp;quot;lmao don't care&amp;quot; so she swallows a load and then she's like &amp;quot;ok let's have sex now&amp;quot; and he's like &amp;quot;noooooooo what if you get pregnant&amp;quot; and she's like &amp;quot;lmao don't care&amp;quot; so then they do it and take literally zero precautions and I bet they'll be completely surprised when she gets pregnant</html>
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