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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 24-Nov-14 22:03:12 UTC</title>
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 <html>You know that cliché where a bumbling but well meaning 50-something man shopping for a present hands underwear to a shop assistant saying &amp;quot;they're about your size; would this fit you?&amp;quot;  Anyway guess what happened to me at work today.</html>
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