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 <title>Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 03:18:30 UTC</title>
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 <html>An English professor, a physicist, and a philosopher are sitting at a bar together. At one point in the night, they begin to talk about their work. The English professor pipes up and says &amp;quot;My work is the most important of them all! It teaches people about life and culture, and is based on texts written hundreds of years ago!&amp;quot; Hearing this, the physicist chimes in, saying &amp;quot;That is excellent, but my work is far more important. It teaches people about the nature of the universe and is based around math equations on paper!&amp;quot; The philosopher looks at his two contemporaries and laughs a bit, before saying &amp;quot;Friends, my work teaches everything and is based on nothing.&amp;quot;</html>
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