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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 17:17:09 UTC</title>
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 <html>So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he is aware that there is a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The pirate replies in a sad voice, &amp;quot;Aye; it be steerin' me balls.&amp;quot;</html>
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