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 <title>clayinthecarpet's status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 00:16:15 UTC</title>
 <author_name>clayinthecarpet</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/9&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Rarity&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;rarity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The only hair growing on my neck is an inch in diameter on my left-hand side. If I let my hair grow, I literally look like kiwi. Nothing connects and I have a really lopsided goatee, at best. I'm too Native American to make it work.</html>
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