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 <title>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:47:49 UTC</title>
 <author_name>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/28430&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Tair&amp;#x101;-chan&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;northernnarwhal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The issue with that is that toilets are made of ceramic, and designed to hold weight in a specific way. Squatting on top carries with it the risk of the toilet breaking and very sharp ceramic tearing your legs to shreds and causing you to die of bloodloss on top of a pile of refuse.</html>
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