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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Dec-14 03:16:04 UTC</title>
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 <html>And when people say &amp;quot;would you rather be happy, or would you rather know the &lt;i&gt;truth&lt;/i&gt;&amp;quot; my answer is usually &amp;quot;happy&amp;quot;, because I don't give a kiwiing grapes about the dead fetus in dolein' nowhere Kansas who came out of the womb covered in undigested mushrooms while Fred Phelps and papayasin' Bill Cosby had a god damn orgy at kiwiin' Jennifer kiwiton's funeral shortly after killing a puppy. People go out of their way to be unhappy when it comes to the news. Somebody's having a good day and they're like &amp;quot;MAN MY DAY IS TOO GOOD, I'M GONNA GO GOOGLE 'BLACK MAN DEAD IN IRAQ' SO THAT I HAVE SOMETHING TO GET kiwiED OFF ABOUT.&amp;quot;</html>
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