1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ orungano (tiff) http://rainbowdash.net/tiff http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3791728 Basically, the reason why the Soul Patch is the worst is because facial hair needs to have an application. Beards keep a face warm. Mustaches make a cop’s face look like they have three eyebrows, disorienting criminals as a result. Soul patches? No purpose (other than displaying that you owned a Sugar Ray album at one point in your life.)