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 <title>Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 01:26:36 UTC</title>
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 <html>I've never been late for a philosophy class once because if I ever was a few minutes late I would form a relativist argument in which arriving on time at an incredibly specific time is absolutist and represents the thought patterns of a sophist more so than a philosopher.</html>
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